What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

Pacific Jokes More Pacific Jokes

What did the Atlantic say to the Pacific?

Nothing. It just waved.

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers