What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

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What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What did the Atlantic say to the Pacific?

Nothing. It just waved.