What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

Pacific Jokes More Pacific Jokes

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What did the Atlantic say to the Pacific?

Nothing. It just waved.