What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a chauvinistic doctor use as a general term for women with high cholesterol?

A Broad Stroke...

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

Pacific Jokes More Pacific Jokes

What did the Atlantic say to the Pacific?

Nothing. It just waved.

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers