What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

California Jokes More California Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

Pacific Jokes More Pacific Jokes

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What did the Atlantic say to the Pacific?

Nothing. It just waved.