Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

Which dance will a chicken not do ?

The foxtrot !

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What did the Mod say to OP?

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

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Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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What is the most common comment on Reddit?

OPs mother.