What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What is the most affectionate type of chicken?

The tender ones (Badum Tss)

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"