What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"