What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !