What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !