What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

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How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!