Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired