Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?

A spooksman !

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....