Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

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Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!"