Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.