What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Previous Random Joke Next

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Ethiopia Jokes More Ethiopia Jokes

Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

A: Ethiopia!

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

Fast Animal Jokes More Fast Animal Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.