What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the fastest cake in the world?

Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

Ethiopia Jokes More Ethiopia Jokes

Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

A: Ethiopia!

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

Fast Animal Jokes More Fast Animal Jokes

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.