A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.
Blackrobatics.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking
The bartender says, "Central Park."
To screw in the lightbulb.
Chicken sees a salad.
Because they're crossing the Finnish line.
MOOOOOO!!!!
Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!
He went to the second-hand shop.
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.
There is no lunch.
A: Ethiopia!
The Ethiopian chicken.
Because it is using steroids.