What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

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How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.