What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

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What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.