What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

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What is round and hates French people?

The World.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

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What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.