What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

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What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

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What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.