What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.