Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

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Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !

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When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

5th Grader Jokes More 5th Grader Jokes

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH