What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

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What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup?

Ghana-RIO!

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

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What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.