What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

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What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis?

One is a cunning runt.

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What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.