What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

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What's in an STD salad?

green pees

What do you call a criminal with an STD?

A herpetrator.

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

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What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.