What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

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What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

What part of New York has the most feminists?

Manhatin'

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What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

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What's the difference between a clever child and a rude marathoner?

One's a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.