What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

What do you call a bunch of Mexican Stoners?

Baked Beans.

Tribe Jokes More Tribe Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies?

He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

Pygmy Jokes More Pygmy Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.