Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

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Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.