What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

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What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

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What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

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One is a cunning runt.

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.