What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

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What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

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Well, one's a cunning runt...

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What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

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What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.