What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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One is a runt with a cache.

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An AT-STD.

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One is a bunch of cunning runts.

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The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

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What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.