Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.