Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker