Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

What do you do for a frog with a belly ache?

Rubbit.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs?

Boom-shackle-lacquer!

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

What do you call an angry witch?

Ribbit.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."