Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.