Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to the giant squid?

What's kraken JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

What do you do for a frog with a belly ache?

Rubbit.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

What do you call an angry witch?

Ribbit.

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off