Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

What do you call an angry witch?

Ribbit.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking