Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

What do you call an angry witch?

Ribbit.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.