Ribbit Jokes

How do frogs make a condom more interesting?

They ribbit

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What do you call an angry witch?

Ribbit.

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

One says ribbit ribbit the other one says rub-it rub-it!

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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

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France Jokes More France Jokes

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

What do plums and bunnies have in common?

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