How do frogs make a condom more interesting?

They ribbit

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

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Ribbit.