Your girlfriend!
Non-existent
the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3
Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.
Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"
Haram bea
Because they can't even.
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*