What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.