What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

What's Christmas called in England ?

Yule Britannia !

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Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!