What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

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What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!