What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

When is a lion not a lion ?

When he turns into his cage !

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"