What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

A: Nothing - he'll just return it!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What did the terrorist's ghost say?

BOOM!

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.