What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What did the terrorist's ghost say?

BOOM!

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.