What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!