What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What did the terrorist's ghost say?

BOOM!