They both have Sandy Claws.
A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.
The volleyball net.
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
Secretary: My lawyer.
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
RAWR
Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
Boom.
Because business is booming.