What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

A: By their names.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What did the terrorist's ghost say?

BOOM!