What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What did the terrorist's ghost say?

BOOM!

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!