What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.