Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What did the terrorist's ghost say?

BOOM!

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why don't my dog and my cat get along?

She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.