Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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What do you call a cat on a big plate?

a platterpuss

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.