Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The . Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!"

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.