Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall