Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

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Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

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How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.