Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.