Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.