Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

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Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients