Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !