Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !