What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

How do you get someone with downs syndrome out of a tree?

Wave at them.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.