Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

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Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets