Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Why don't my dog and my cat get along?

She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.