What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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Play with its citorus

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Why are violas so large?

A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.

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A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

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What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!