What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

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How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.