Viola.
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A viola burns longer.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
Cello!
A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
A: A violator.
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
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A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
Because it was a kitty fiddler.
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
You know you need a psychiatrist!
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
9/11
7 tees, 30 eggs
A: Who cares!
30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.
Marshmallows
Because it needs bailing out.
They all "Feel The Burn!"
Discuss
They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.
