Viola.
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A viola burns longer.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
Cello!
A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
A: A violator.
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
A dreadivarius.
Fiddler on the hoof!
A: Bone-jour.
Good Faraday to you, sir!
A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia
I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."
British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*
DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**
A barber
A barber.
A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain
One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.
A hit-the-spotimus.
Ptui"
