Viola.
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You better C or you'll B
A viola burns longer.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
Cello!
A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
A: A violator.
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
A terrified postman.
A fiddle between the sheets
Because it was a kitty fiddler.
Lawsuits.
Pupil: Stop taking baths
Shoot him before he hits the ground
He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."
WASWAS.
The Hodor-eliminating kind.
A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
AY E! I O U edit: added Y
Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."
