Viola.
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A viola burns longer.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
Cello!
A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
A: A violator.
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
Because he was white.
Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!
A lawsuit in a pantsuit.
In case they get a hole in one!
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Reading road signs at 30 MPH
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
Because it had the wrong Driver
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
Are ya?
my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
A: Development of a working match.
A: Who cares!
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