Viola.
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You better C or you'll B
A viola burns longer.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
Cello!
A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
A: A violator.
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
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A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
In case you get a hole in one!
son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case
They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.
WASWAS.
A bananosecond
A: Who cares!
You get to the other side.
So he could charge the client for travel expenses.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
Because 30 is too many!
Because it has four A's and one B.
The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.
House music
The step.
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You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot
