Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

allahu ackbar!!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

Why are violas so large?

A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!