Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.