By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today
because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*
Everywhere.
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Pay $100 for 30 minutes
A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
A viola burns longer.