Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

Why are violas so large?

A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!