Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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Why does Santa give better presents to rich kids?

Because poor kids have behavioural problems! *rimshot*

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.