Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
The mall is hiring new Santas.
The Elfabet!
Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
The first one usually gets screwed up.
They don't like their vegetables.
You give her a test-tickle.
as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.
Billy Ocean
Denial. Myself included.
He knows where the naughty girls live.
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
