Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.