Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

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When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

How do you know the name of a Pokemon?

It will tell you.

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.