What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

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What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.