Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

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Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.