Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

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What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.