Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.