How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

What do you call math that gives you PTSD?

Triggernometry

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Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?