How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.