How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol