What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

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Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..