What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce