What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

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How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!