What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.