What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."