What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.