What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes