What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."