What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

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What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.