Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Previous Random Joke Next

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*