Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Which elf likes to click pictures?

sELFie

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.