Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What do all failing students in New Orleans have in common?

They are all below "C level".

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.