How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white !*"

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How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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well many how???

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.