How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white !*"

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How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.