How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

What did the super-strong chlorella ask the moderately-weak chlorella?

Do you even algae-bruh?

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle