How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

What has four wheels and flys?

A garbage truck.