How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?