How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

none its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh

How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One? Or two? One? .... Or two?

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

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What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.