What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

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What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

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What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.