Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

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Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

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How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.