What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What do you NEVER call a black man?

a friend

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target