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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.