What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

What gets harder the more you play with it?

A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.