Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.
Neal
Understandabull
Their knees
At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
An elevator can raise a child.
Rich AND famous, apparently
He grabs a hoe.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Doughnuts!
Doughnuts.
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.