Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
Rastafriedrice
Because corners are
Wade
Because their knee grows.
Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.
He was outstanding in his field!
With a fork lift truck !
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
Doughnuts!
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
