Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.
Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"
Officer on doody.
Sea-men. My brother told me that
It's knees.
Wade
An elevator can raise a child.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
you don't you go and grab him
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
