Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
Ice cubes.
They wanted to see it crack up!
A: So you'll never know which side he's on.
Annette!
Toni
Their knee.
Self-raising flour
to raise his spirits
That's the end of me!"
This is the end of me !
because he had no knees
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.