Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Bend Jokes More Bend Jokes

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).