Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
A raisin
Because his arms were blown off.
Fall Out Boy
But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!
Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)
So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.
So you can tell them from flamingos !
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
