Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !