Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
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If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
So you can tell them from flamingos !
Cot-on-wool.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose
Run around until you get pooped out
It lifts their spirits.
One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift
A: A wind tunnel.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
Because they're two-tired.
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight
To scare off Cat burglars!
A: A Rottweiler in a playground.
An octopuss !
SpARGHetti
Marco's polo
