Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
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If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
So you can tell them from flamingos !
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD
Bob.
A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.
A nun falling down the stairs
They'll tell you.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
You don't. You get down from a duck.
Because they've no pockets to put things in !
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paddy o' furniture
Because it doesn't even lift.
A crane
A wind tunnel!
because it was too tired.
Garlic
For identification.