What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

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How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant?

Dress her as a choirboy

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.