What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

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Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.