What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.