What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

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Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra?

Do you even lift

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.