What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

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What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog