What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

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What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

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What do you call an animal that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.