Gnus papers.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
The Mediterranean Sea
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.