What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.