28+ Funny Zoo Jokes - Curious United

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits