Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo