Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.