What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.