What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

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Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

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Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.