What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

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Starter Jokes More Starter Jokes

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.