What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.