Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.

Hmm Jokes More Hmm Jokes

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm