Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course